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i haven't seen any of her vids lately... but... i saw her like two months ago... she was signing autographs at the local pornshop... she was toooo hot... want to touch the hiney... she had a lil paris hilton type dog with her...annoying... and her biohazard boyfriend is an asshole...

thats prolly true... its psychological i mean... i never ask a girl if i can get in her ass... its only by thier request that i go there... and those type of girls USUALLY are into me dominating them or just wanna try it... (basically the girl wants to be the dominatee or the guy wants to be the dominator) so... i'm with weyes on this one... i think women have tight enough pussies... with one exception of course... NO VIRGINS... i don't wanna break anyone in anymore... it ain't no fun... as i always say... i likes mine sluty

no offense ... but the whining prolly ain't gonna help anyway... do what you do... make it fun and everyone will follow... i got friends like this... tellin me all the time how there life sux... but don't do shit to change it... whatever... when i'm bored at work... i love chatin it up... givin advice... or tellin my nasty sex stories... opps i gotta pierce a belly... i'll be back...

i may be the minority on this one... but anal is like stickin your dick in a vice... i'd much rather hit em from behind, then insert the trusty mini vibe in her booty at just the right moment... definitely pleasurable for both

definitely no bra... that lace is like sand paper on the outside... and when i see the shows where they leave clothes on... i always figure its a contract thing... "you can't fool me fuckers... it ain't sexy to leave your clothes on... i don't care if bush is president..." ... lately... my girls been wearing the fishnets with the peekaboo crotch... excellent... very sexy... :bounce:

nice pics, very cute...

just my oppinion... but respect is part of a normal relationship too... and if i don't want you too know who i am and i wanna piss on you... i definitely have no respect for you... not too healthy...

i think if i was about 60 years old... i might fuck that witch...

some girls have cute, nice little feet and i would massage them... i might even suck on em if they just got out the shower... and they begged me to do it... maybe... and i can understand all that... but suckin on dirty old walked on smelly ass feet... like those guys on 5th wheel and shit... horrible... here's a thought... if a guy sucks your feet maybe he wants to be the submissive... he's like hey...take control baby... look i'm suckin your feet... i can't go any lower... please dominate me... again just a thought... and pedicures for me... i don't want anyone touchin my feet... not even chi ling at the local salon... first of all they are ticklish... second of all they are wrapped in cotton and leather all day...making the smell not too attractive... and last of all 99% of feet are ugly...

so he wants to pee on you, but you can't know who he is... i guess that would make you his dirty little secret... what do you get out of all this???

so here goes... i used to work in an office managing construction and shit... this girl is crazy about me... and i just ain't got nuthin for her...for months everyone in the office is tryin to talk me into seein this girl... she was hot...and everyone there wanted to fuck her except me... she was pigmentally challenged and had alot of freckels... two things i don't find particullarly attractive... we have a lil drunken session after work in a local bar one day which i can't even remember to tell the truth... after that she starts showin up on my doorstep every couple days... "wanna hang out" "wanna do something"..."no...no... NOOOO..." a couple days later she shows up in tastey pasteys and fuck me boots..."i just wanna fuck you"... now normally i would be all over it... but her desperation is fuckin killin me so i send her away again... but i felt so bad the next day at work i agreed to go to a party her father was throwin... fireworks, thousands of people the whole shit... some party on the hudson or something... she shows up at my house the morning of the party... and i had just finished having one of the best sexual experiences of my life... two of my girlfriends did all manner of evil things to me the night before... it was amazing... there are condom wrappers lube and toys scattered around my appartment... and i am passed out face down in my underwear in front of the fireplace... she comes in and starts molesting me and brings me to the bedroom... in my drunken drugged stupor i start eatin her pussy... she gives me the worst blowjob i have ever had and i begin to fuck her... somewhere in the middle i realize i would rather jerk off than fuck this girl... and i m hungry as a mutherfucker... so in my coolest sexy voice i say mid-stroke... " im starvin... wanna get somethin to eat..." "right now"..."oh hell yeah... i can't cum... i'm worn out..." i figured she would run out the door, never to see me again... this girl actually went out to eat with me after all this shit... watching me gorge myself on hamburgers and fries... she asks "are you still going to the party with me???" are fuckin kiddin me... i could not believe my ears... needless to say i did not go... and haven't heard from her since... how could such a hot girl act so pathetic... so... i guess my excuse was hunger... probably my worst of all time... oh yeah... i can't spell worth shit... sorry...

tight pussies... but no virgins, i ain't got the time or the patience... and as far as clits go... in my experience... i don't think i've seen an above average size clit up close... i don't think i want too...

that puts a smile on my face...

here's my ugly mug... i don't feel like doin anymore tattoos... and i wanna go home... if i see another fairy or butterfly today ima gonna kill someone...

nadja... i fucked her over and never saw her again... i think she moved back to norway...

yes it is hypocritical... thats why i said "i must be a lil fucked up too" cause when i read it i started laughing... i ain't gonna pretend to be perfect...

yeah... i don't think your havin any interracial relationships anytime soon tastey... i must be a lil fucked up too though... -cause the bannana thing is ridiculous, and extremely offensive... -but, the bomb thing is hilarious...

do they even exist??? i have never stroked a girl who looked innocent but was a nasty fuck your brains out girl... the closest i've come is a slut in white lingerie... usually they talk a good game... but turn out lame... anyway... i likes mine slutty... independent, tattooed, and nasty as i wanna be...

sorry bro, i got the impression from your question... that the boy never came in her or near her pussy...

i actually used to work with a girl who got pregnant on the pill and the depo shot... i guess that shit don't work on everyone... maybe her pussy is the fertile cressant...

ignore her until the baby is born... then go get your paternity test(proof) on maury povich... you are... NOT the father... i love when the girl is on her 12th paternity test within an 18 day window...

wet platinum is the best...

in this hypothetical did he use the pull out method???

Shanynn Sossaman