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Music jus makes it easier too slip into another world...

the eyes catch you... the bait... the boobs are the trap... and the ass when they walk away... jus keeps you wantin more...

they always say... "how did you do that" "i don't know how you make me feel this way..." "what are you doin tommorrow night?" "i think i love you" then i call her a bitch and slap her with my dick... so i can sleep alone tommorrow...

i can't stand any of em... age ain't the issue.... its thier ugly faces...

you can have her dog... she's in that group of women... i've heard people say thy're hot... i just ain't feelin em... ya know... minnie driver...meryl streep...glenn close... the list goes on... i just ain't got the stomach for it...

Jesse Jane Jesse Jane Jesse Jane... is the best!!!

first of all... don't listen to people who haven't had thresomes... 2ndly... don't set them up to meet accidently and don't lie about any part of it... a threesome is gonna stress your relationship a lil' bit... don't add lies into the mix... 3... fuck the shit out of her... then bring it up when you are both laying there in ecstasy... ...last little thought... if she would be mad at you, break up with you, or think you were cheating because you have a friend who is a freak... then she is way to insecure to do any of this... you should then dump her and go for your freaky friend... good luck

she's pro... he will always be minor league...

dats jus ridiculous... break things off cause they got a blowjob from a fat chick once... Sorry dog... but... that really is one of the stupidist things i have ever heard...

I think you put it in the perfect order... you just forgot number 4. sexual appetite

for real... i find it to be the opposite of what you said... girls can't concentrate on shit when they're gettin fucked... 69 is almost an immpossible position if your eatin their pussy right... and as far as i go... i could watch sanford and son reruns while pickin my ass and playin playstation and still fuck to da finish...

ASS... i'll give ya my reasoning... big boobs, small boobs... all boobs are good boobs... but ass on the other hand... the smaller and flatter the ass is the less attractive it is... SO... i'd take a girl with a great ass and small boobs any day... BUT... in a perfect world big ass, big boobs... AND... a cursed world would be full of big girls with small boobs... fat and flat... god screwed you girls... was that a lil harsh... i'm sorry

here is the plan... (wait till your new apartment is ready) 1. have your friends dress up as thieves... 2. on a normal night(when you are both home), have them break into your house. 3. they should then tie you both up... and steal all of YOUR stuff... 4. when the robbery of YOUR stuff is complete and you have chewed through the ropes to freedom... 5. kindly untie her... and tell her "i'm gonna go get some help..." 6. when you get out the door run at full speed in any direction... do not stop and do not look back for the magic crystal pussy is a formidable enemy and can run great distances at unbelievable speeds... 7. when you are sure your escape is a success... move into your new apartment and start your new life... good luck...

either that or he's high...

sweet pictures... they remind me of being twelve and wishing the girls would jump out the playboy...

Merry Christmas n shit.... Santas Dead...

see... i don't mind the dirty pussy so much... i can deal with that... but eating the pussy of a girl who is passed out and just fucked your friend... dats dirrrrty...

have fun in jail dog...

In my experience... There is no relationship/ratio... whatever... between ass size/ tit size and pussy size... girls with huge tits and ass have small tight pussies and... visa versa and every other combination... my tallest ex was 5' 11" with tits bigger than my head and a beautiful ass... and she had the most beautiful cute little pink pussy ever... The only size issue i've noticed is girls around 5 foot and shorter... if my tongue barely fits in thier mouth... dey gonna have a really small pussy... (and yes they are of age ) i'd love to offer some information on girls over 6 ft... but i don't go there... and as far as sizing up a girl when you first see her... The main thought process is... how long is it gonna take me to fuck this girl and is she worth the time... and i'm out.................................

he has genital warts... and he doesn't want you to get a close up...

youz all are crazy... i've said it before... lets try like this... titties are like hamburgers... sometimes i wanna go to the store buy some burger and cook it on a huge fire... the real way the Natural way... and i love them... other times i go to white castle... now these burgers are kinda fake... but i love them just as much... sometimes more... big, small, fake... don't descriminate against the titties

hottt...

i disagree... you do not go to a strip club to get off or get laid or touch strippers... its a place you can chill with ya friends and be surrounded by titties... i don't know about you, but my mood improves exponentially with the number of naked titties surrounding my head...

thank you...

i guess it kinda depends on what thier job is and how much it bothers you... i figure... as long as thier not a crack whore... don't live with mommy and daddy... and can take care of themselves... i'd give em the benefit of the doubt... but then again... some girls have a problem with what i do...