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i almost fell asleep writin it...

Sooooooooo... I met this girl in da batt at unity... we caught eyes... (you know when you catch eyes with someone... and its just unreal... oh my god... i think i love you... wanna fuck?) her eyes were like two pools of beauty and i fell in head first... im gettin carried away... anyway... we had great conversation... that turned really dirty when the time got real late... she asked me to come home with her... its only 3 blocks away... so we walk to her building...check and head up the elevator... we start gettin down in the elevator... when... even in my drunken state i realize the girl really can't kiss... i mean horrible... she spun my tongue so many times i thought it was gonna fall off... so we knock the door down... rock around the kitchen till... till... i throw her on the counter/bar... and go too town on her downtown... this girl starts freakin... flips backwards over counter and lands flat on her chest... i held back my laughter... picked her up off the floor and carried her to the bedroom where she proceeded to give the worst blowjob EVER! and to top it all off she stops in the middle cause she gots to pee... Thats was the last draw and my cue to break the fuck out... so i threw my clothes on grabbed my shit and ran for the door... as soon as i heard the toilot flush i slammed the front door and ran as fast as could down the hall to the elevator... and out the fuckin building... whenever i think of her comin out the bathroom to an empty bed and the door slammin... i crack the fuck up... and i avoided unity like the plague for a while after that... i hope dat made sense cause ima little scatterbraindid today... anyway thats the last time i stopped someone or whatever...(close enough)

damn... everyones kinda sensitive about cheating around here... first of all... a blowjob a day keeps the ho's away... secondly... there are many reasons/situations/excuses where cheating is understandable... but NOT FORGIVABLE(is that a word???) 3rd... i cheated on an x so many times i can't remember... all i know is, it got to the point i could'nt look at her without thinking how many times i fucked her over... guilt... yup... d. if my girl kept telling me how its okay to cheat sometimes... i'd go cheat on her... and ask her if that was one of the times that its okay... ...you might wanna lose that arguement...

do you normally cum when you are on top??? in my experience... alot of girls...(not all) but alot... have trouble full on orgasming when they are on top... whether it be control, lack of, or the fact they might fall right off the bed, i don't know... but... let em ride until they are so close to erupting... then i take over flip em over and fuck till its over...

variety is the spice of life... find me the hottest girl on the planet... i'll find you a guy who is tired of fuckin her...

princess superstar Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's cucumber Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny! Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin No porn and shut the shade Gabe- One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid

peaches huh? what? right. uhh. huh? what? right. uhh. What else in the teaches of peaches, like sex on the beaches. huh? what? right. uhh. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

JESSE JANE...

its a chat room... what the hell ya lookin for... i dunno bout youz all... but i get on when i ain't got shit else to do... so even a conversation like spit or swallow... is more interesting than staring at the wall...

an audience is a beautiful thing... and being caught(or the risk of) is always fun... ...shit...i've been caught so many times... by cops(several times), fireman (in a burning dorm), friends (too many times to count), family(oh well), a farmer...., strangers in the basement of a local bar a couple months ago... i had sex in my apparment complex lobby... people kept making funny comments as they walked by... some people even came back for second and third looks (it was like 4am)... the mall.. center court after closing... dressing room... train conductor... flight attendant..., people in the front seat driving the car... the movies... the list goes on... i'd rather have sex anywhere than my own bed... no shame...

14... on the playground jungle gym...

he turned you out... = he left your head spinnin... ...old skool... basically... he rocked your world also... ...if you take a nice girl... ...and make her slutty... thats also turnin a girl out...

whatever... girls are wierd!!! my girl wants me to go tao an apple festival... what the fuck is that and on what planet would she think i wanna go... they sell apples in a bag at dagastinos...

couldn't have said it betta...

i love interview... but... shes an annoying muthafucka...

would'nt it just be easier to sit the girl on your cock and spin her... it looks like break dancin vs sex...

i dunno bout you... but... if a girl i'm dating mentions i'm always depressed... it just means i'm about to break up with them... i hate break ups... and get a little depressed before i cut someone loose... if you are the one depressed... cheer the fuck up! or go get prozac or whatever depressed people take all the time...

what makes her any different from any other girls...

the only thing i can think of... ...that i haven't done... is have sex with a famous girl... it really don't matter who... as long as i can rent a good movie... and mention that i fucked the lead actress...

i likes this one...

everytime it happens... my first reaction is... this fuckin girl is pissing on me...

...i just hate when girls ask you to tell them you love them while fuckin... (if i wanted too, i woulda...) "ohhhhh, oh god... oh baby...jesus... ...tell me you love me...baby... baby...?" "i really gotta go... umm... feed my dog... uhh... yeah thats right..."

aww man... i was kinda hopin you'd snap at me again... anyway though... my main point was... tattoos being in style and such, is irrelevant... and means nothing to me... for alot of people tattoos are spiritual... an extension of yourself... a beautiful hobby... making your body into a work of art... you really should not get a tattoo to be cool, or cute or whatever... or cause your favorite celebrety has one... you do it because it is a part of you... a part of your soul... it may seem stupid to you... i don't know... but i'd like you to open your mind... it means alot to some people... tattoos signify thier beliefs, loved ones, life experience... and if you love it.. it is beautiful! and as far as the stockmarket being dead or whatever... i would not insult your proffession because i interviewed at the commodities exchange once... same goes for your one tattoo... through what you say... we don't live in the same circle... or even the same world... by the way... what is your tattoo??? i promise not to rip on you... i would'nt do that... and as far as the rockin chair goes... i enjoy the struggle more than the outcome... later b...

thanxs... its boring flash work but it pays the bills...