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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in Condom too big   
    when you fuck the girl and cum, the accerlation of you coming will very likely shoot the condom including the cum inside deep into her. cause the sperm is trapped in the condom, the fertilization will actually take place INSIDE the condom and the baby will develop in the condom. this is actually quite dangerous since the amniotic sac will develop around the condom and the baby inside. and as we all know when you put two condoms on, the risk of the both breaking is high cause of the friction between the both.
    the phenomenon above actually leads to almost 30% of premature births.
    thats what happens when you use bigger condoms. so think twice about, rather impress the girl with your sexual skill than some XL condom.
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    tastey got a reaction from missroxy in crap to yap about - part 2   
    don´t worry hun, i was just playing for the "i´m not a slut and normally i would never do this" response
    and no, i´ve never done anything wrong. gosh, i´m such a nice guy
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    tastey got a reaction from raincry in what's the guy in this pic looking at?   
    you think i´d feel like a dickhead cause i made some fat ugly girl feel bad?! hello??
    seriously, i had a strong feeling that this was weyes, since i´ve seen her pic here too. so she did what she does in 99% of her threads, and that is try to draw attention to the fact that other guys hit on her/want her. i remember all these posts she made about how customers in the shop she works always ogle at her and try to pick her up and stuff, old people hitting on her, etc. she talks about all this stuff to try to convince herself that she´s desirable, while her internal voice clearly says that she´s not (and the voice has a point too).
    so, same thing here. she uses her girlfriend´s boyfriend to try to get everyone to say that he looks at her and not at her girlfriend so she can tell her voice: "HA! this guy was looking at me and he found me attractive" to which her internal voice probably said "girl, this guy is a desperate loser. he´d pay any girl attention that as much as doesn´t tell him to fuck off right away. and your girlfriend is even uglier than you, which is actually quite an accomplishment", at which point weyes probably realizes that is not possible to trick yourself into thinking you´re attractive when you clearly know you´re not and starts crying.
    so there you have it. it´s a mix of despise and pity for these people, and i certainly don´t find these character traits (or her) attractive.
    i´m also certainly not up for this home-erotic group theraphy lying to each other "oh you´re hot!", "oh you too", "omg that guy is totally checking you out!".
    guess what, if you ask for an opinion about this picture in public you actually might get honest responses. if you like that or not is not my problem. continue to live in your dream world if you want, i don´t give a damn.
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    tastey got a reaction from xoericajadexo in what's the guy in this pic looking at?   
    wtf how can you know these people in this picture? (and let everyone know it in addition!!)
    i for one would not hang
    a) with ugly and fat bitches
    desperate guys that ogle FUCKING FAT CHICKS!!
    wtf is wrong with you??
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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in what's the guy in this pic looking at?   
    wtf how can you know these people in this picture? (and let everyone know it in addition!!)
    i for one would not hang
    a) with ugly and fat bitches
    desperate guys that ogle FUCKING FAT CHICKS!!
    wtf is wrong with you??
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    tastey got a reaction from weyes in what's the guy in this pic looking at?   
    wtf how can you know these people in this picture? (and let everyone know it in addition!!)
    i for one would not hang
    a) with ugly and fat bitches
    desperate guys that ogle FUCKING FAT CHICKS!!
    wtf is wrong with you??
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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in What turns you off?   
    oh, add to my list: girls that can´t spell
    lollie, girls that are less intelligent than me are for playing around. don´t confuse interacting or fucking (especially fucking) with respect. smart girls don´t ask questions but rather share ideas, maybe that´s gonna give you a pointer to at least fake it!!!
    i´m just kidding girl, i know you´re not dumb, you´re just a little lost in this oh so big and confusing world, ain´t that right?
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    tastey got a reaction from somebitch in whats with bitches giving you their numbers and then not returning your calls?   
    stop cockblocking
    first you say you´re not interested in girls and keep to your squirrels or whatever they are and then you´re being all jaleous when a guy and a girl hit it off good. now what is it????

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    tastey got a reaction from Orisha in What Celebrity Do You Look Like ?   
    i hear i look like keanu reeves a lot
    personally i don´t see the resemblance, but i hear this one so often i guess there is something to it
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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in Drinks of Choice   
    beer: rothaus tannenzaepfle (local german beer)
    liquor: jack&coke is where i´m at
    choice of drinks of a girl can really be a dealbreaker for me. it says so much about people what drinks they order over an evening.
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    tastey got a reaction from MysticRain in Darkvixen: post ur tits or be banned!   
    thx, now i can sleep again.
    btw, you could have supported me a little more and said something like "i almost posted my tits, i really wanted to. but then i thought everyone except you wasn´t nice to me so i won´t post them for everybody. but i´ll pm them to you"
    then you could have pm´d me and said it was a joke but i´d still be the man here.
    but the way you reacted was fine too i guess
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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in Guys: what is the first thing about a girls appearance that attracts u?   
    instead of telling what the first thing is that is attracting me (which is difficult to say), i will turn it around and tell you in which chronoligical order i disqualify:
    1)is she fat, if yes, she´s out
    2)her height, if she is not tall (*at least* 1,70cm) i probably won´t even have her on my radar anyway.
    3)clothing style, does she look cool, does she have an own style going on. a girl can be as beautiful as she wants, if she has the wrong clothes it´s terrible. her chosing the right clothes and having style also speaks a lot about her personality.
    4)face, especially the eyes and mouth. exotic eye/hair color variations get a plus, like red hair/green eyes, black hair/blue eyes. also in this category: body language. how does she carry herself. with pride, shy, etc...
    5)ass. (which leads back to 3, does it look good in her clothes)
    6)tits, not that important to me as long as the rest is in order. but they must not be fake or too big. they should also match her figure. big ass/small tits is a no. same as small ass/big tits.
    these are chronoligical, if one of them is not fulfilled, i very likely won´t proceed to the next number and dismiss her.
    if all those are of my liking, i´m in for her. then the talking begins, which would lead to a quite long posts about character traits and behaviours i like and dislike.
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    tastey got a reaction from raincry in fashion models vs. playmates   
    runway. more exotic. not the too skinny ones though.
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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in sunny leone   
    she´s the dark haired girl. amazingly hot... her eyes have so much sex appeal it´s making me crazy... rrrrrrrrrrrooooaaarrrrrrrr





    tons of more of her picture sets here
    http://www.pinkpornstars.com/galleries/sunnyleone0.php
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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in Playing Hard To Get?????   
    ugh, where should i start?

    what does having standards and respect have to do with not kissing a guy on the first date?

    i mean you can talk with me when you say high standards, i´m a perfectionist, but what does that have to do with not kissing or "putting out" let´s say on the first date? isn´t this more of a "in the moment" thing?

    let´s take you meet a guy, you get along great, talk all night, and you feel like you´ve known forever and somehow you feel like going home with this guy right after your first date, would you not do it because you are not "supposed" to?

    cause THEN you are playing games. not only with the guy but also with yourself
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    tastey got a reaction from Kontrol in sick sick sick commercial   
    its not actually sex related, but check it out. my god is that funny/disturbing
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7723
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    tastey got a reaction from nSyNcBaBy in Is the girl in red hot?   
    my god who would hire such ugly girls to present their firm? not even to speak of the guys that let themselves get photographed with them... my god, i would have to see a lot of money to get on a photo with those two...
    (are they trannies?)
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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in http://free-hoster.com/jesus/   
    christianity, world´s biggest group of organized beggars
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    tastey got a reaction from misk in "oh shit" situations while, during, after sex   
    the clearest i remember was the following.
    some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.
    like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that
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    tastey got a reaction from lbell25678 in "oh shit" situations while, during, after sex   
    the clearest i remember was the following.
    some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.
    like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that
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    tastey got a reaction from raincry in question-for guys-- I someone that is not into bj's   
    guys, you are missing the most obvious possibility.
    oldest trick in the book.
    he pretends he doesn´t like them so she jumps on the challenge to prove him wrong and that he in fact does like them and she does give good head.
    this is basic "turning your girl into your personal whore 101".
    that would be a catchy booktitle no? maybe i should write an ebook haha
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    tastey got a reaction from sarasonya8 in I think Vida's letting her celeb status go to her head   
    it just looks fat now
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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in Great Ass   
    there was a thread about her a few days back.
    i never forget an ass. i couldn´t remember a name if my life depended on it, but ass i always remember. more important than the name anyway.
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    tastey got a reaction from barraquilla in Why do women love diamonds so much?   
    the equivavelent of the diamond for a guy:
    an extremely hot woman, bisexual, loyal to death (except for threesomes with other girls), does everything you want her to sexually, picks up girls for you, can cook like a chef, and is cool with everybody.
    all other males will look at her, hear how she´s like, and will want one themselves. what would be the exact thing that´s happening with the diamond. it´s not for her, it´s cause other woman want it, but only she can have it
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    tastey got a reaction from bua420 in "oh shit" situations while, during, after sex   
    the clearest i remember was the following.
    some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.
    like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that
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