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the clearest i remember was the following.

some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.

like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that :laugh:

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the clearest i remember was the following.

some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.

like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that :laugh:

:laugh2: :laugh2: that's funny but oh-so-wrong...

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the clearest i remember was the following.

some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.

like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that :laugh:

Thats too funny!!!! :bounce:

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the clearest i remember was the following.

some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.

like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that :laugh:

classic !!! :laugh: :laugh:

the fact that she didnt open the passenger side door to spit is just hysterical... i guess she just didnt mind swallowing the jizm :laugh: this story should make hookers jealous :laugh:

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After a day of two league games, winning both and scoring well, I had a night of partying and was ending a perfect day with a bout of lusy sex. =D

Unfortunately during my session, whilst in the world famous doggy position, my leg began to cramp up just below my thigh area. I adjusted and powerd through, until then BOTH began to cramp up! There is only so much you can do. I had to quick jack and cut the encounter short, for fear of just losing it because of the pain of the leg cramps. Funny now, but not funny then...

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haha. if it was the guys car i would spit it on the floor. in my own car i would spit it on him ;) i cannot swallow or i will throw up. :vomit2:

pretend like you swallowed it and then go to kiss him and spit it in his mouth... :bj:

then tell him to swallow it :clap2:

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