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02-09-2005 04:57 PM go stand in your corner - stompy

02-09-2005 03:24 PM fuck you you fucking asshole i hate you! - Alan
wahwahwawhawhwah...

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all
dem
kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate
me."
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New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
season: "I
want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
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And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own
mother
to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd
run
over Joe's Mom, too."
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Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
Jenkins:
"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
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Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in
football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
Einstein."
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Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to
graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)
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Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up
alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three,
then
line up in a circle."
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Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter
Don
King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
prison
for three years, not Princeton."
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Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a
color
photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to
spell my
name, I can still find my clothes."
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Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of
heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in
the
morning regardless of what time it is."
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Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to
Coach
Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting
a
baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I
wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
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Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him,
'Son,
what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I
don't
know and I don't care.'"
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Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told
a
player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're
spending too much time on one subject."
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I saw a telefonica at the track a couple weeks ago for test and tune. It was pretty quick if i remember correctly. Its nicer looking on the track than i remembered it on the street.

yea, i was listening to a mix cd today that i loaded on the pod. unfortunately, because it has to load it up track by track, i can't play it straight through without the second pause. that's the way it loads into the pod, where as if you play your cd in a player, it won't do that. they haven't constructed mix cd's that way.....yet

Nice choice. The new GSXR's are definitely hot. I can't wait for this snow to melt so i can hop on the telefonica and get in some quality ridin.

Hotness!!

word up my main boon coon!
..show em how its done

we don't we have one
i got wasted tonight,
first time in a while
i had a good night, i

Congradulations!!!
But, don't keep us in suspense, let us know. And btw, you said stupid fad diets, I agree fad diets are stupid BUT everyone is different and one should pick one that they enjoy and can stick with. There is no one diet for everyone. If one wants atkins, south beach, low carb, low fat, low calorie, it doesnt matter so long as it is a diet one can stick with.
Now, please tell, (but, like stated before - don't spam - just saying that b/c sometimes with suspense comes advertisements)
Congrads, once again
Nautica

How

id hit it

crack?
congrats

Ask me how!!!
before
after

came across this pic on another forum. those veins look scary but he looks pretty damn good for his age.

happy birthday

I second that!

Ok people...
Eventhough last year's BBQ went very smoothly (surprisingly enough for the amount of people), there are a few things I'd like to remind everyone about:
1. Keep the garbage in the GARBAGE CANS. There will be plenty of large ones all around the perimeter, and we will keep on top of them to make sure they're emptied out on a regular basis.
2. (And I know this one's a toughie) To all the cigarette smokers: Keeps your butts off my grass! I know it's going to be impossible to keep all butts off the ground, but the more people that help me by throwing them in the garbage or in a cup, the less time I will have to spend the week after the BBQ picking them up so my dog or my daughter won't put them in their mouths.
3. DO NOT SHOW UP EMPTY HANDED. If you're bringing friends, they need to bring something as well (each person). I know for a fact every single person there is going to consume SOMETHING, so you better BRING something. The important things are:
ICE
Water
FOOD
Liquor
Soda
Toilet Paper
4. There will be Port-O-Potty's this year, saving you guys from forming a line out into my kitchen, and saving me the severely dirty floor. There will be toilet paper, wipies, Lysol, and a flashlight in each of them, so please use these items (courtesy spray). Everything (except a sink) will be outside for everyone to use.
5. There's a lot of parking space. I don't remember it being much of an issue last year, so my suggestion is to remember to park at a DIAGONAL when you park on the side of the house and across the street along the side street. This way, more cars will fit.
6. If you have any questions, please ask me.
You are our guests, so treat us with the same respect we are showing you. We're going to have a great time, again, so let's keep the hosts happy .
Address and directions will be posted Thursday night.
~Tonie.

Correct. I play the part of the demoralizer you play the part of the demoralized.
If you keep on fcuking with me I'm gonna sew your eyes open and make you read bling reviews all day long.

The shots are called A Freshly Shaven Vagina on a Sunday Morning. Fitting. The best shot EVER

aww hun u look so cute in that hat

New Years Eve this year

...that fuckin cheddar bomb pun u just dropped!!!.......i am going to bed now..........