funks0ul

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a
good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you
didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."

why do ppl need a phone call to be like it's over? If you call and they ignore you, it should be like, fuck it, why am i wasting my time on it when they obviously aren't.. or maybe i just don't really care about shit... to call a few times a week for a couple of weeks to find out what the deal is.. i dunno, that shit's not me...

this chic is like promotor for drais on these boards.. almost all her posts mention drais...

3798 points total

3798 points total

3798 points total

my bread bowl was yummy

i've never not had a computer at my house.. and now we have more computers than ppl at my house.. crazy dad...

everytime i see the title of this thread.. the song that pops into my head is "everybody dance now..."

i is listening now

she reminds me of janet from three's company in the video.. *shrug*

she reminds me of janet from three's company in the video.. *shrug*

how will french help your career out, opposed to some of the other languages.. why french? b/c you already know it?

Something I read once...
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Life isn't going to go the way you want all by itself.
Life isn't going to get a whole lot better if you sit around doing nothing to change it.
Life isn't going to be full of amazing miracles and miraculous improvements.
Life is going to fuck you in the end in some way or another.
Life is going to get worse.
Life is going to disappoint you.
Why is it that no one realizes things aren’t perfect? Things don't get better on their own. Things don't go the way you expected them to and they never will.
If I walked up to you right now and offered you a chance at pure happiness for the rest of your life, would you take it?
Think about it before you give me an answer.
What is pure happiness? Would it equal no more pain? No more suffering? No more wondering how tomorrow is going to be, because you would already know?
With pure happiness what would you fight for? What would you dream of? What would you be living for if you knew that everything will go perfectly? What lessons will you have learned?
If happiness was handed out on a silver platter and you accepted it, you would be giving up. There's no survival rate for those who know what tomorrow brings. People need to realize life may not go the way you want it to, but that's what makes it exciting. Being able to go out and do something with your life, work hard for what you get, work hard to make yourself as happy as possible and then be able to say " I DID IT".... "I FUCKING SURVIVED".
You live to wake up in the mornings not knowing how your day is going to go, but hoping and praying that it is better than the day before.
You know how that song goes, “Step by Step...Day by day"? Make that your personal theme song.
Don’t focus on tomorrow, worry about today. Do you know when you are going to die? NO. So your life can end at anytime, and if you don't start to change things now, who says you will have a chance to later?
Life isn't perfect. Why would you want it to be?
Think about it.

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basically, people leave, new ppl join, the same shit gets recycled...

same, most of my friends either have sprint or verizon, that'd be a nice merge for me..

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elementx.. you must be pretty damn bored...
hmmmmmmmmmmm

blah, don't really care for it, just hope the month goes by fast, even though i'm pretty sure it'll drag on by for me...

having all greens, and knowing we have hit the limitations regarding how many green boxes you can accumulate, I am requesting anyone on this thread to give me a negative rep point....
I would like to see how many red boxes you can achieve.
Thank You....

i heard they were lovers...

i always get the chicken fajita burrito..
chicken, green peppers, onions, tomatos (extra), cheese and lettuce!
it's gooooooooooddddd
but yeah if you go during lunch, definitely fax in your order

if yur gonna give me rep points...at least write something..
i dont care to just see your username..
fuckin lamer

i thought he was gonna get off for some reason...