tastey Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 the clearest i remember was the following.some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that misk and bua420 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Friday, bar's bouncer came up to me and the girl, said -- "dude, you n the lady gotta get out of here and get a motel room. Stop it." lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 the clearest i remember was the following.some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that :laugh2: that's funny but oh-so-wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bua420 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 the clearest i remember was the following.some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that Thats too funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted December 7 Author Report Share Posted December 7 what´s so extremely ironic about this story is that essentially, i got busted because i was being a gentleman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecks05 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 what is the big difference if she swallows or not? I don't get it. I'm happy either way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 good one tasteyi must have some... ill think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bua420 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 what is the big difference if she swallows or not? I don't get it. I'm happy either wayIt's not a blow job if she doesn't swallow. barraquilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 i think spitting...even if its just spitting saliva is just very unladylike. So I dont get how girls can do it. but that story is funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 It's not a blow job if she doesn't swallow. this might be your best post ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bua420 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 this might be your best post ever Thanx! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 haha. if it was the guys car i would spit it on the floor. in my own car i would spit it on him i cannot swallow or i will throw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 haha. if it was the guys car i would spit it on the floor. in my own car i would spit it on him i cannot swallow or i will throw up. You spit on my floor, Id tell you to on all fours and lick it up like a good girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 i remember saying oh shit when my girlfriend at the time told me she was 2 months prego when i was 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaysersoze Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 the clearest i remember was the following.some girl i was dating was giving me a blowjob in my car and when she asked me if i got any paper she could spit it into, i said i had none (cause i wanted the bitch to swallow), and that there were none in the car too. she looked and found none either. of course though, i have some paper handkerchiefs in my jacket pocket. so she does her job, and swallows like a good girl.like 5 minutes later, she sneezes, and on autopilot, without thinking, i pull out the pack of paperhandkerchiefs and offer her one. all hell broke lose after that classic !!! :laugh:the fact that she didnt open the passenger side door to spit is just hysterical... i guess she just didnt mind swallowing the jizm this story should make hookers jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasul Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 After a day of two league games, winning both and scoring well, I had a night of partying and was ending a perfect day with a bout of lusy sex. =DUnfortunately during my session, whilst in the world famous doggy position, my leg began to cramp up just below my thigh area. I adjusted and powerd through, until then BOTH began to cramp up! There is only so much you can do. I had to quick jack and cut the encounter short, for fear of just losing it because of the pain of the leg cramps. Funny now, but not funny then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lbell25678 Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 haha. if it was the guys car i would spit it on the floor. in my own car i would spit it on him i cannot swallow or i will throw up. pretend like you swallowed it and then go to kiss him and spit it in his mouth... then tell him to swallow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 omg just stfu and swallow it.. its all in ur head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticRain Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 Exactly....what she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanyalover Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 yeah, swallow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdaddyk Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 i remember saying oh shit when my girlfriend at the time told me she was 2 months prego when i was 18 oh shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 omg just stfu and swallow it.. its all in ur head well said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarasonya8 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 whats wrong with having some fun with it..?swallow it, spit it, rub it in, drink it outta a glass, lick it, swap it back and forth... Have some imagination people!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 whats wrong with having some fun with it..?swallow it, spit it, rub it in, drink it outta a glass, lick it, swap it back and forth... Have some imagination people!!!!Use it for hair gel too. It worked for Mary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 pretend like you swallowed it and then go to kiss him and spit it in his mouth... then tell him to swallow it lbell25678 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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