sirdante

thanks all. actually, the more i think about it the more i realize that i will never have any time to hit up a salon. so i guess its DIY (i ll do it at freakin work if i have to!) fortunately, my hair is tres healthy. i just got it cut two weeks ago, my water and shampoo are good, and i dont go into UV light. my hair is not exactly jet black, its very dark brown (a level 2 i guess).

ok, i have thick black hair. for halloween, i want to bleach it and make it firey red at the tips. what do i do? am i gonna have to go to a pro salon or is there some sort of DIY kit i can buy? help!

ok, i am extremely horny after reading that! thank you. *sllllllluuuuurrrrrrp* *mfffmffmmfmmmfmfmfmfffffff*

tilt is at the palace complex. to be honest, you still should expect a bunch of cheese dicks. but to be perfectly honest, the manolo crowd has made that place more fun than its ever been. to illustrate... last time i went there i had a great time. i met a couple of girls who were there randomly like me. my friends had the VIP balcony (thanks tut!) and manny did well on the decks, as expected. but, then again, some guy tried to stick his tongue in my girls ear. then, when i got outside, i noticed that the badge off the side of my car was stolen. aww... saugus.

awww... a new goddess among us!

whats wrong?

try the new feminine hygene product S.S.Y. their slogan: "we took the P.U. out of PUSSY."

thank you. *bows* sirdante at your service.

oh, i know him! he lives up here in massachustts in the town of holden, MA. thats funny that you also know dick hertz from holden!

Faith, Hope, Charity, Fortitude, Justice, Temperance & Prudence faith... everyone uses faith everyday. eg when you drive you have faith that the fuckhead in the next lane isnt gonna swerve when you pass him. hope... i despise hope. it is purposeless worry. charity... is a good thing when you can afford to give it. fortitude... is a way of life for me. stand strong, be strong. justice... hmm... kind of implies judgement. i try not to judge. temperance... *everything* in moderation (including the occasional bender) is one of my mottos prudence... you must have a strong mind and prudence is a good way to keep it strong.

i think you know exactly what to do. if you want something, go out and get it. humans are hunters/gatherers by nature after all. but i hear ya! you want some back for your confidence. so here goes: go for it buddy, she prob wouldnt have said "more than happy to" if she only meant "maybe." she prob would of said "oh that might be fun" or some shit. its all about confidence. dont be cheesey, dont be a creepy, and dont be an ass. you will do just fine. u know, be straight. fuck playing any games. tell her how much you enjoyed meeting her, and tell her the reasons why. everyone loves to hear such things. tell her you would really like to go out soon. then, ask her for her phone number and tell her you intend on calling her to make plans to get together sometime. finally, CALL HER!

great! glad you are horny! but thats only 1/3 way there. the second criteria... are you hot or not?! got a pic? oh and the third critera... you dont want $$$ to fuck do you?

from what i have heard about swingers clubs there are lots of ppl who go there and do not swing, but just want, like you, to do it in front of other ppl. also, swingers clubs never let single men in. also everyone there is reportedly very respectful of each others wishes-- which makes sense when you consider how many different types of behavior ppl want to engage in. so, thats prob your best choice. or, put an ad out for other couples with similar interests. pls do not do it in a nightclub. IMO, nightclubs are for dancing and socializing, not public fucking. seeing that shit just grosses out me and many (most?) others, IMO.

ummm... is that a trick question? seriously, why not? IMO, men dont just dream about two women, we fantasize about a whole harem of hotties! if you are talking purely sex, then satisfying several beautiful, needy women sounds wonderful, no? once i had a GF who initiated a 3some. she was a flirtatious type who always swore up and down that it was *impossible* to make her jealous. everything was fine until i touched her friend. then it was like, "you guys can just go ahead... i will be in the other room" and she stormed off! so much for not being able to make her jealous! *guys*, listen to sirdante, if one of the girls in a 3some is your lady, DO NOT TOUCH THE OTHER GIRL!!! the only way you are going to get any play from your GFs friend is if your GF tells her to do somehthing to you. keep your mouth shut, keep your hands to yourself, and be satisfied with anything you get. who can tell which girl he likes better? who cares. a threesome, unless its truely some sort of alternative lifestyle 3 way relationship, is about sex and lust, not about like and/or love. believe me, when getting it on with two girls, theres no way a guy is *thinking* about anything. he suffers from sensory overload. mmmm...

boats are fantastic floating bedrooms. its the only reason, other than fishing, to have one! in a car theres no truely private place to park. your bedroom gets boring, the same place every time *yawn*. motels are kind of sleazy when you really think about how many busted ppl probably had sex in that same bed. in a boat on the ocean, however, you have total privacy. on a beautiful sunny day you can see nothing but blue sky and sea for miles! theres nobody who can bother you! you just drift along and the summer sunshine makes the whole world seem like a dream. you can do it down in the cabin. you can get on the bow and do it on the deck. you can do it while laying out in the stern. you can jump in the water, swim naked, make out, and frolick to your romantic/ horney hearts content. yes, boats are awesome! at least thats the way i remember it.

yeah, i am just lucky i guess. there was one year where i did not get *any* and that sucked-- especially since i was used to getting so much. but remember, its true with sex that "when it rains is pours!" sounds like you just entered monsoon season boy-o. happy hunting!

tho that scene is not for everybody, it sounds like the perfect avenue for you, mr dick (since you say you "loved being a freak.") i wish you the best of luck and many, many happy adventures! since u r not afraid to post here, keep us updated with more tales! BTW, in my experience (which seems opposite of yours in terms of quantity and quality) i only did that to one girl once. we were in 69 and, if i remember right, i think it was the rubbing of the gspot (as you described), the clitoral stimulation with my tongue, and the deliberate anal finger screwing at just the right moments, that drove her to an unbelieveably long orgasm. i had been with the same girl 100s of times before, doing pretty much the same things (well, actually, the anal thing had been gradually introduced into our lovemaking and i had never done it so forcefully before, so maybe that really is the key). after that time we tried anal sex for the first time, and after that she really thought she had gone too far with me -- she was cheating on her latest BF. so, i never had the opportunity to do it again with her

. ok. but first you have to spread your legs!

the easiest way to pleaure a woman via the g-spot is while giving her oral sex. while my tongue gently dances with her clitoris, i usually use 1 or 2 fingers to stimulate the g-spot. if the woman is on her back and you are face down between her thighs, you should take one hand, palm upward, and insert your finger(s) into her slot. use the other hand to spread the opening a bit if you need make a smoother insertion. IMPORTANT-- dude, if you plan on doing any of this, you should always make sure your fingernails are clipped and smoothly filed! there is nothng that will ruin the mood more than drawing blood from someones genitals-- except maybe really bad breath, but if you had that you prob didnt get this far anyway. now, g-spot stimulation while giving head is tricky. the problem is, you need to be gentle with the clitoris while applying firmer pressure to the the g-spot. its kind of like rubbing your stomach in circles while patting your head straight up and down-- it takes some practice to get right. BTW, expect to find the spot a few short inches inside the vagina. there is usually a bump and a dip in the tunnel of love on the topside, towards her belly botton. about 1 sqaure inch of that area, just beyond the bump is the so-called "g-spot." go ahead and try to find it. ladies-- give it a try right now. its ok, nobody is looking the g-spot is not super-sensitive like the clitoris, so dont expect any immediate reaction when you get there. do expect that the stimulation you give inside will add more pleasure to all of the other things you are doing with your fingers, tongue, etc. also, dont feel like you have to always do everything all of the time. lovemaking demands variety. like everything else i have taught you, dont get too agressive or too clumsy when handling the g-spot. in other words, dont just push and poke the girls insides. you need to be firm, while using some loving, creative, stroking techniques. a little in-and-out is nice too, provided the woman is wet enuf. anyway, all this sounds very clinical, but it shouldnt be. in practice, you should be conscious at all times of the erotic power of these techniques. you should be aware of your ladys reactions, and you should always be striving to do your romantic best. BTW-- during intercourse, stimulating the g-spot is more difficult. also, each woman has a different preference. i find that the sideways position usually works best and doggie style is fun too. its also imortant to use proper thrusting techniques-- but i dont have time to go into that right now.

i am right here. and i am sure theres plenty more just like me around here too!

i just want to jump in before the flaming drama posters begin to rip at brandie for her post. let me cut you off b4 u start: STFU! THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR OPINIONS.

theres nothing anyone can really do to any reservoir. those big ol lakes are simply too large to fuck up. when ppl talk about "poisoning water supplies" they refer to smaller local wells and holding tanks, not giant lakes.

foxy lady in providence is the best stip club outside of vegas, IMO.

this is CP. the ever changing CP.

when u hang the flag, be sure that the blue field (w/stars) is in the top-left corner, no matter how you hang the flag. in other words, if you hang the flag down, you dont simply turn it down from its sideways position. i keep seeing flags draped incorrectly, and its driving me nuts.