vixenfoxxy Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Is anyone else positively *desperate* to get laid? I dumped my bf (long distance, so I haven't even seen him since school ended in early may) and although I have someone in mind I'd love to get with, I won't do it cause there is potential for something good if I wait.... so that leaves me REALLY wishing for a piece of ass lolAnyone else suffering?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 ME! ME! ME! I NEED ASS!!!! am i suffering? hah..thats an understatement!!! :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 im confused by this post though. is this like an offer? are u asking for a helping hand? and tongue? :goofy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stasis Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 uhh no.i get ass from girls all the time.and stuff.yeah.no, i really do. i swear to god.really.......*breaks down into hysterical tears and wooing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 i'm a piece of ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Is anyone else positively *desperate* to get laid? I dumped my bf (long distance, so I haven't even seen him since school ended in early may) and although I have someone in mind I'd love to get with, I won't do it cause there is potential for something good if I wait.... so that leaves me REALLY wishing for a piece of ass lolAnyone else suffering?? You don't have to wait any longer to get with me babe.....you can just admit you'd love to get with me and be done with it. Then you'd get all the ass you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 :laugh:This is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 I'll bang someone. Any volunteers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teknojunkee Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 I just wanna know what the fuck sex is like already...sick of waiting, wanting, and hoping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahoo Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 vixxenfoxxy you bad little girl!! Good for you tho!!! Best o'luck dear..Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Like warm apple pie...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 i always need some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveespa Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 im always up for banging:D ..... :hump: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted July 9 Author Report Share Posted July 9 Awwww yay! At least there are other people out there who need to get laid!! All you that are interested can fill out an application lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 . . . I just got an apartment, once I spruce it up (and patch all the bullet holes in the walls and ceilings . . don't ask . . ) . . all you ladies are welcome to come over to the Love Palace of Phunk . .. . . yeah . . . . I can dream . . . **frustration** ... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Awwww yay! At least there are other people out there who need to get laid!! All you that are interested can fill out an application lolz where do i sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 I'd like some action... satisfaction, but I'm waiting for the right one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memoryl0ss Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 wanted:single horny female, for a single horny male. Will give as much as is needed. Reciprocation is welcomed. I live to please, and be pleased. Any offers can be sent to memoryl0ss@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboyfrombklyn Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 It's going on 8 weeks! What's even more sad is that this girl who I messed around with in the past is offering me ANAL! Yes, that's right! ANAL! But I can't give in. I have something going on with someone else. I'm too much of a nice guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 How do I sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Originally posted by aboyfrombklyn It's going on 8 weeks! What's even more sad is that this girl who I messed around with in the past is offering me ANAL! Yes, that's right! ANAL! But I can't give in. I have something going on with someone else. I'm too much of a nice guy. Waiiiit a second here- are you talking about your ex?Damn she must really want you back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitokiri24 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 where can i cash in my get laid coupon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Bring your ass back to DC, vixen, and we can take care of your problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 I'm a guy, I ALWAYS need to get laid....Not that I can't just kill some kittens if it ain't happening for one reason or another.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 LoL Looks like I am set for the next month!! CP rocks! hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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