HAZE

Lol Def Not

*Prepares for negative rep points*

Relax, it's a joke.

*Prepares for negative rep points*

Relax, it's a joke.

Biggest abuser of ... - Phatman

The infamous "Cooler" from the Great Adventure Trip.

Yea, my cousin has one of those and I spent a long time trying to get rid of it. I think the one she had was called Bestfriends.scr or something. It comes on you AIM and says OMG WTF? with a link. Your problem is you clicked the link at one point and now you have the virus. Do a search and you can find a removal tool for it.

Yea, but it's a PICTURE.

you wont know about any of them.

darell, ya lucky bastid !! great pic guys.

hey hey hey~! nothing wrong with fuckin your pillow~! its kills some time and gets the job done~!

Lorenzo Lame ass...


GET OFF MY DICK!!!!!

You said it yourself, you wish you could have my girl. So sad. And if you look at the picture, I'm outside that's why I was wearing my Oakleys. And if you really DID know anything about what's IN right now, you would know that keeping your collar outside the jacket is in style.
Don't sweat the Steeelo nucca!!!

Now go home and fuck your pillow like you do every night fuckin loser while I get a BJ from the gorgeous beauty in that picture.

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Hehe... He thaid BartTar!!!

Yea, man my best friend's wife has a 2000 A4 and that shit is in the shop all the time. The people at her dealer are assholes too (Jack Daniels). She went throug about 3 sets of brakes and it was leaking oil. They told her that your car burns a quart of oil every 1000 miles. How fucking retarted do they think you are? Hopefully that's only because it's Jack Daniels and they usually deal with rich fucks who don't even know what a spark plug is.
Good luck nonetheless, it sounds like a nice ride. Word of advice, get the extended warranty.
PS, my Hyundai has never needed anything except for tune up and oil change.
Go Korea!!!!

Thanks, you guys were a blast to chill with also. SugarnSpice69 is much hotter in person than any of the pics on CP, and DarrellG is a really cool dude to chill with. The weather was great, the music was pumpin, anyone who didn't go missed out on a great time. Can't wait to do it again soon, just let me know when and where.
Oh, and Larry asked me to tell you not to post his pic up anywhere (but I think you should definitely do it anyway!)

Truequest, nice meetin' you brutha!! Thanks for the drinks, I owe you. I'll post the pics as soon as I get them. Your boy Larry is cool as hell too.

Yea, my "Hungry Darrell" is brewing. I think it will be ready for "realease" in about a half hour.
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I know you like trannies.

I heard Paris Hilton did.

No, I never have.
...yet

A mother is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really
none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's
license.
It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heavens name did you
find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a
divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."

I heard Paris Hilton did.

No, I never have.
...yet

I heard Paris Hilton did.

No, I never have.
...yet

LMAO!!!
Yea, but right after she left, you came over papi!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN!!!!