trancerxn112 Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 HOOCHIE TAB (TRENDY ASIAN BEYATCH)- You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee, Kaila Yu, and TILA- Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school Theres someone on CP this totally relates to... although shes not "really asian"WHAT KIND OF ASIAN ARE YOU? Young Asians come in many forms. Below are the major categories. Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be Fobs and many Tabs are Fobulous. The only groups that are never part of another group are the Twinkies and the Asian-Americans. Claim your Fobbiness! When you see your Asian friend, greet them with "Wassup Fob!" And if your Asian friend says something ridiculous, say "Fob please!" Of course, when a non-Asian calls you a Fob, that is grounds for a fight. Ahahaha... The categories below are to be taken lightheartedly. Read, recognize and laugh. TWINKIE - Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been - You have few Asian friends, if any - You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you - You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist - You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is - You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is - You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock. ASIAN-AMERICAN - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any - You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college- You read A. magazine and think it's great - You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are - You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below FOB (FRESH OFF THE BOAT) - You were not born in America - You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently - You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends - You do not have any non-Asian friends - Your parents do not speak any English - When you speak English, you like to make everything plural - You get extremely good grades in school - You cannot dance - Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe SUPER FOB - Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care - You like dim sum chicken feet - You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged - Your only hangout is Chinatown - All the lights in your house are fluorescent - You dry your cloths outside your window - You need a haircut - You either smell like cigarettes or foodFobabee - You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently "awoken" - You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys - You have taken the Asian Studies course at college - You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger; Thousand year old egg) - If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous GANGSTA FOB - You have shot another Asian - Your favorite hangout is a pool hall - When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid - Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them - You have a serious gambling problem - You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car - No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them - You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs TAB (TRENDY ASIAN BEYATCH) - You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 105 lbs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your cell phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker pic of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend HOOCHIE TAB (TRENDY ASIAN BEYATCH)- You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee, Kaila Yu and TILA- Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school RICE BOY - You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura - Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from it's original stock form - Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in - The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing - The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing - You always drive like you are racing someone - You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps - The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground - Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit - If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra or a Skyline GT-R (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy. FOBULOUS - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 I need to find a TAB to tag..... Mystify 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 I totally read all that. Mystify 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Felix_Leiter Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 Originally posted by trancerxn112 Theres someone on CP this totally relates to... although shes not "really asian"WHAT KIND OF ASIAN ARE YOU? Young Asians come in many forms. Below are the major categories. Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be Fobs and many Tabs are Fobulous. The only groups that are never part of another group are the Twinkies and the Asian-Americans. Claim your Fobbiness! When you see your Asian friend, greet them with "Wassup Fob!" And if your Asian friend says something ridiculous, say "Fob please!" Of course, when a non-Asian calls you a Fob, that is grounds for a fight. Ahahaha... The categories below are to be taken lightheartedly. Read, recognize and laugh. TWINKIE - Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been - You have few Asian friends, if any - You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you - You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist - You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is - You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is - You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock. ASIAN-AMERICAN - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any - You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college- You read A. magazine and think it's great - You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are - You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below FOB (FRESH OFF THE BOAT) - You were not born in America - You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently - You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends - You do not have any non-Asian friends - Your parents do not speak any English - When you speak English, you like to make everything plural - You get extremely good grades in school - You cannot dance - Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe SUPER FOB - Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care - You like dim sum chicken feet - You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged - Your only hangout is Chinatown - All the lights in your house are fluorescent - You dry your cloths outside your window - You need a haircut - You either smell like cigarettes or foodFobabee - You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently "awoken" - You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys - You have taken the Asian Studies course at college - You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger; Thousand year old egg) - If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous GANGSTA FOB - You have shot another Asian - Your favorite hangout is a pool hall - When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid - Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them - You have a serious gambling problem - You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car - No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them - You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs TAB (TRENDY ASIAN BEYATCH) - You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 105 lbs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your cell phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker pic of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend HOOCHIE TAB (TRENDY ASIAN BEYATCH)- You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee, Kaila Yu and TILA- Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school RICE BOY - You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura - Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from it's original stock form - Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in - The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing - The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing - You always drive like you are racing someone - You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps - The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground - Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit - If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra or a Skyline GT-R (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy. FOBULOUS - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 i guess i'm a twinkie...if you must know.but seriously...working around chinatown, i see all those types every day...mostly fobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Originally posted by trancerxn112 ...- When you speak English, you like to make everything plural... when i first met my roommate, he told me he could speak 7 different languages. i was impressed. then he showed me a korean rap music video (my roommate said he spoke korean) and i asked what the rapper was saying. "um, i dunno," he said. "i think it's about this girls in the video."once when we were at a thai restaurant, he said, "they're speakings thai." he had claimed, earlier, that he spoke thai, as well."what are they saying?" i asked."i dunno," he said."what language would you say you speak the best?" i asked, skirting the issue that he seemed not to know any of the languages he had claimed to know (although he was born in china and at least does know mandarin)."i speaks english the best," he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotbarbiedoll Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Originally posted by weyes when i first met my roommate, he told me he could speak 7 different languages. i was impressed. then he showed me a korean rap music video (my roommate said he spoke korean) and i asked what the rapper was saying. "um, i dunno," he said. "i think it's about this girls in the video."once when we were at a thai restaurant, he said, "they're speakings thai." he had claimed, earlier, that he spoke thai, as well."what are they saying?" i asked."i dunno," he said."what language would you say you speak the best?" i asked, skirting the issue that he seemed not to know any of the languages he had claimed to know (although he was born in china and at least does know mandarin)."i speaks english the best," he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 i wonder which one i am...i dont really fit into any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 LOL I totally admit that i am twinkie. but gimme a break, my parents are polish!my friends and i joke around and call me the perpetrator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildoutx Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 fobulous besides the language part born in korea.lived in the us all my life.dont speak korean or understand, yet i am korean =Pi have white parents too ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 where do us hapas fit in?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 WHAT KIND OF ASIAN ARE YOU? lol.....old thread..fuckin funny thoughwhere is mike, i miss him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotuchick Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 I love William Hung?!?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Wow! I really thought this thread was going to have something to do with Scavenger81 with the title and all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 lol.....old thread..fuckin funny thoughwhere is mike, i miss him? idk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missroxy Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 BUBBLE DRINKS ARE THE SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!! i lived w a japanese fam for a bit, went to an all asian hs for like a week. i dunno what kind of asian i am tho......what does this have to do with sex............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opticrush Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 wow, i bet half the people that replied are korean. im guessing 90 percent of those koreans are living in flushing????? its pretty cool that theres a decent amount of us on this board, hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 BUBBLE DRINKS ARE THE SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!! i lived w a japanese fam for a bit, went to an all asian hs for like a week. i dunno what kind of asian i am tho......what does this have to do with sex............I must be white washed, because I've never had a bubble drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missroxy Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 I must be white washed, because I've never had a bubble drink.they're everywhere in hawaii. theyre like thick milk tea with tapioca "pearls" at the bottom of the cup. they come in all kinds of flavors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 I see "Bubble tea" and "Bubble king" joints all around my area too, but I've never ventured into one. I asked one of my chinese friends what they do in there, and he said they basically just sit there and drink tea, shoot the breeze, or read comics. WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 I'm somewhere between Twinkie and Asian American...but i have had bubble tea! Still waiting for my inner Asian to come out so I can become fobulous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missroxy Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 yeah, also called pearl tea sometimes. My sister (how does my sister manage to factor in to every fucking thread) lives in wa state and she goes to this one all asian neighborhood just so she can get those damn drinks. Try one! http://www.bubbletea.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 maybe I should open my own bubble tea stand and get back in touch with my inner asian self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Theres someone on CP this totally relates to... although shes not "really asian"HOOCHIE TAB (TRENDY ASIAN BEYATCH)- You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee, Kaila Yu and TILA- Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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