barvybe

did u know i got arrested at chicago airport with 684 pounds of pot?

got half a bottle left.....(shakes it enticingly)

HI again cutie!

hhhmmmmm... what can I get schwinge for his b-day??? thinking...... shit i did it again. This is lavender, NOT petey

OH shit. that was lavender. posting under barvybe's name. Barmenace strikes again

You better watch it mugz. I've got some pretty incriminating pictures of YOU, you know. who wants to start the bidding?

Shape of...a trampoline.....

LOL - so drop one instead! i used to skate all over boston back in the day way way way back when. no laws against going anywhere on them then. bars, class, clubs, museums....hehe. had quite a good time. can't make it wed though. damn damn damn! its every wed. though, right? let me know how it was....

hey Glow: give me a call and find out hon!!

Hi honey! So now we have even more in common, and seeing as u'r schedule's freed up, how about we take each other up on that other thing we were talking about? *MUAAAAAAAH* <---big sloppy unemployment benefit kiss

so, he's a white guy? are his sisters really tan or something? do they need to clean...ehem...down there or something? i'm figuring there's gotta be some reason someone would say something this dumb....

...problems with my CP account. But they are all better now What's up kids? Did Spragga and Gabo finally get some? So, Glowdancer (who wrote: hey barvybe where have u been? u need to make a trip to the sexboard are u no longer horny? haha) i'm always horny. there's a ranger game tonight. i don't have bleacher seats, but u can wear a big S on u'r chest anyway and come bounce up and down, k?

so i don't need to worry about the pants afterall? Good. keep getting them backwards anyway...

Confusion? isn't that a party some dudes throw once a week? I love confusion. there will have to be more of it....

what up Ragga? long time no....anything.

its impressive that i manage to get my pants on straight

I don't know. I think that little sucker BarMenace attached itself to my undercarriage (belly?). May have to pick him off and put her in a diaper besides, my alterego has an alterego....

for fixing my account, i'll give u a Club Planet lighter - collector's item and to everyone else - I MISSED U KIDS! *MUAAAAAH* (or if that makes u uncomfortable we can just shake hands again) pete

all right that was confusing i guess: sex brotha's and sista's = all of us sex board posters virgins = all the non sex board posters that's all.

xtc - LMFAO!!! funny thing is i hadn't even cracked this truth or dare post open cause i knew i'd get sucked in and was waaaay busy all day. but i saw that and i was like, "them's my sex brotha's and sista's fucking with the virgins".....hehe

lol! i'm gonna have to get in on this tomorrow when i have some time...been eyeing that post and salivating.

summer camp, age 10 or 11. movie night. the Twelve Chairs i think. may have even worked the stretch / arm around her shoulders move in there somewhere. after, walk through the trees, cool whisper of a breeze on a totally clear night. sound of those tiny waves u get running up the beach on a small lake. lying on our backs watching the stars. so dark you can see satelites going by and shooting stars all over. so quiet you can hear her breathing like its surrounding you. only warm part of you is the hand that's holding her's... yeah, so its a great memory.... i leaned over to smell her hair and mumbled something silly and she grabbed the back of my head with her free hand a gave me a tentative breathy kiss...

I'll be there Mugzy - me and T (don't think u've met yet). maybe my drinking buddy too..... can't wait to meet your better half how much is that doggy in the window, ARF ARF the one with the scraggily tail.....

well, i buy myself drinks at the bar all the time....turns out i'm pretty easy too.

next october? no more home games this year hon