there is too much outlandish and ridiculous shit in this thread for me to tackle (including how evan seems to have had a lot of trouble with his dates having had penises or deformed genitalia), and most of it was so long i didn't even read it. but i just had to repost this (even though i don't agree), 'cause i haven't had such a good laugh in a long time: Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples. x 1,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!