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First Grade Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders ... 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Better to be safe than ...................... punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the ............................... bug is close.
3. It is always darkest before ................ Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ..... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ...... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that ....................... looks dirty.
7. No news is ............................................ impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ......................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ........... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..... stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust .............................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the......pigs.
13. An idle mind is ............................ the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ....... pollution.
15. Happy the bride who .................... gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ........................... not much.
17. Two's company, three's ............... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ........ you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ....... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as .................. Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ......... spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ................... get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ........... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind leadeth the blind ...... get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than ........................... pregnant.

they dont call him Boom Boom Mihajlovic for nothin...poor Jurgi didnt watch Italian League soccer that season to know to get the fuck out of the way

wtf i cant give rep points to any1

he cocked back and spit five at em

i jus tried to..i guess ive given u some b4

i jus tried to..i guess ive given u some b4

the walls have ears......they hear everything.
we got about 12 gossipy yentas in my office....fucking old ladies need to either croak, retire or stfu

if ur ever in queens holla at me ..ill take ya

dont have my own car..prolly wont for a while..im a city kid i guess..i hate driving

some consider me and Che Guevarra the 2 most socially concious individuals of the 21st century

what..ur tellin me ur job doesnt give u time off for random personal pilgrimages?

no one tops jerome on that show...'romie romeeeeeeeeee

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ditto

god i love the Spelling Bee...it's provides more unintentional comedy than OJ @ a butcher shop

Hey, I want some points

mint is ill whack..nothin tops cookie dough..god i wish i could have some cookie dough..its been soooooo longggggg

siding with consistency.....this thread ..as all of dee's...has 1 Star Rating...

im as tough as pudding and fight like richard simmons

shut it up private school boy..u had all the good cookies..us in public schools got the welfare joints....anyone remember them soggy chewy pretzels? those were jumpoff

yayyy i get to study for my CPA exam...

hey u cant say anything to her...it's guy-code

sorry if this has been posted before but i never come here...
the other day i came here for the first time in months and there was a completely different looking board. i noticed the green thigns and i wanted to know what they are. so i rolled over it and it said something about reputation points.
what is a reputation point?

i love indian food. my fav is def rogan josh..or the biryani. tandoori chicken is always safe..and make sure u eat a lot of nan....and top it off with a mango lussie (sp)...
as a matter of fact i think ill have indian tonite.